Zombie Survival Kit

When the zombie apocalypse arrives will you be ready? Will you survive the onslaught? Prepare now by owning your very own Zombie Survival Kit! Small enough to keep in your pocket, yet vital enough to help you survive. All boy scouts should have one of these because scouts have a tendency to get lost. This kit will help them get found. Ya I know, your scout isn’t going to get lost…. right. Better safe than sorry 🙂

Kit includes:
Waterproof plastic container
Flashlight
Whistle
Compass
Candle
Signal mirror
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Price: $13.99